What the Hell is Happening?

Have you watched the news lately? What the hell is happening?

• 5,000 dead birds fall to the ground in Arkansas
• 500 dead birds fall to the ground in Louisiana
• Thousands of dead crabs are washing ashore in England
• Hundreds more dead birds in Kentucky
• 50 dead birds on a street in Sweden
• 2 million dead fish in Maryland
• 100,000 drum fish in Arkansas. Yep. Dead.
• 15,000 gallons of animal fat spilled in the Houston Ship Canal

WTF????

But I know we will be OK because Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron tells me so. And how is he an authority???