Have you watched the news lately? What the hell is happening?
- 5,000 dead birds fall to the ground in Arkansas
- 500 dead birds fall to the ground in Louisiana
- Thousands of dead crabs are washing ashore in England
- Hundreds more dead birds in Kentucky
- 50 dead birds on a street in Sweden
- 2 million dead fish in Maryland
- 100,000 drum fish in Arkansas. Yep. Dead.
- 15,000 gallons of animal fat spilled in the Houston Ship Canal
WTF????
But I know we will be OK because Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron tells me so. And how is he an authority???
